I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I here almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?